What Cheney Wants

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… in his hotel room. We saw that. SmokingGun also tells us what John Kerry wants. Or maybe it’s what Teresa wants. Sort of hard to tell the diff sometimes, know’m sayin?

Let’s see … “hates celery,” I’m down with that.Stringy water. Shit consumes more calories in chewing it than you get from digesting it. Wants Milanos. Points for that! Missed the extra cred he would have got for double Milanos, though.

“Never order tomato based products” ? Would that include Heinz ketchup?

For your convenience, Ace of Spades does the comparison with Cheney.