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Vampires Everywhere Bassist Has Gay Porn Past

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So, I’ve held off on doing this story for a while, following the last spate of complaints about male genitalia abounding on the site, but this is something I’ve known about for a while. It’s metal’s own Weinergate.

It seems Vampires Everywhere bassist Alex Rogue (born: Alex Hernandez) has confirmed that he was in a gay porno once, and that he was the girl in it. IsAnyoneUp? posted the extremely graphic, not-safe-for-work pics a while ago, if you wanna see them.

Just remember one thing: Gay porn can’t be unseen.

He Tweeted the following: “So everyone knows when I was 19, I smoked meth and did gay porn once. But you know what? I am 27 years old. I grown up. Love you all.”

I love the way he just brushes it off, like it’s common. “Oh yeah, everyone knows I used to smoke meth and let a dude take pictures of me while another dude put his willie in my wonka” — as though everyone is keeping tabs on this asshole and his asshole. Give me a break. I guess using meth excuses all kinds of behavior, huh? “I was so high, I’d do anything.”

When I was in college, I’ll admit it — on more than a few occasions, I got high. I’m not sure I could’ve gotten high enough to be in a gay porn, though. You’d have to shoot heroin into my eyeballs before I’d even consider it.

According to IAU, dude had the gay porn pics pulled off the porn site they first appeared on. Unfortunately for him, IAU saved them. Score! I always knew there was a reason I didn’t like this band.