South By So What?! Festival Takes Shape

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Born of Osiris

So, last night, I hung out with this chick I met at the mall two weeks ago. She’s gorgeous and extremely cool, and we had a great time together. It was awesome.

By the way, we have all the newly-released details for the 2012 South By So What?! Music Festival. But I’m riffing, so bear with me.

So, this chick is rad. Beautiful, chill, amazing attitude, and, inherently, a little mean. I can still smell her perfume on my couch.

Problem is, the first question she asked me last night was my age. I’m no spring chicken. In fact, I’m 35. Most people think I’m in my 20s, so…that’s a good thing.

This chick I met…I asked her how old she is, because I had no idea. I was hoping mid to late 20s, but I knew I was probably wrong. I was. How old is she? Just 20. Good thing is she said, “Age is nothing but a number.”

Bad problem to have, I know. But I only attract much younger girls. It’s bizarre.

The annual South By So What?! Music Festival will take place on March 17 at the QuikTrip Park in Grand Prairie, Texas. Doors open at 11 a.m. and general admission is $42.25.

The fest’s lineup features Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, Emmure, For Today, Abandon All Ships, A Skylit Drive, Attila, Blessthefall, Born Of Osiris, Chelsea Grin, Dir En Grey, For The Fallen Dreams, Glass Cloud, I See Stars, Life on Repeat, Make Me Famous, Motionless In White, MyChildren MyBride, Secrets, Sleeping With Sirens, Stick To Your Guns, The Amity Affliction, The Color Morale, The Crimson Armada, Vanna, and Woe Is Me.