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Metallica, Iron Maiden Set For Rock In Rio

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Iron Maiden

Why wouldn’t they be?

Metallica and Iron Maiden dig ass. And in Rio, there is lots of ass to be seen. From what I’m told.

From what people tell me, every chick walks around in a thong down there, with their delectable booty cheeks slapping together as they strut down the sidewalk.

Anyways, so, yeah…Metallica and Iron Maiden will be in Rio to rock next year, as part of next year’s Rock In Rio festival.

The festival is set to take place September 13 through September 15, 2013, and September 19 through September 22, 2013, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

“We are super-psyched to be returning to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil for our sixth Rock In Rio!,” Metallica said in a collective statement.

Because of the thongs. I’m telling you!

Sepultura is also set to perform, but you knew that already.