Poison Singer To Host RV Show

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Bret will bang your mom

Well, if this isn’t rock bottom, I don’t know what is.

At least they didn’t get Vince Neil to do it. He’s a terror behind the wheel.

Travel Channel has announced that Poison singer Bret Michaels will host a new series on the channel called “Rock My RV.”

The show will see Bret lead a team of custom RV designers and fabricators that will transform owners’ RVs into the “most outrageous, badass, hooked-up mobile mansions on the road.”

It’s “Pimp My Ride” for old folks.

“For the past 25 years, Bret Michaels has spent at least nine months out of the year in a tour bus that he personally designs from top to bottom,” said Andy Singer, Travel Channel’s general manager.

“We couldn’t think of a better frontman than Bret for the series. He lives and breathes life on the road and undoubtedly holds the record for most hours logged in a custom coach. Bret jumped at the chance to share his passion for travel and the RV experience through this fascinating, obsessive world of customizing RVs. We wanted him, and he wanted to do this — it is a great partnership.”

The shows’s first eight episodes will premiere sometime next year.