Crazy Dude Tells Cops He’s In Whitesnake; Not In Whitesnake

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Whitesnake's actual drummer; not crazy (as far as we know)

Whitesnake’s actual drummer; not crazy (as far as we know)

A batshit crazy dude up there in Massachusetts told police following two recent and separate incidents that he is the drummer for Whitesnake.

But guess what? He’s just crazy.

The man, reports claim, was transported to a hospital in Gloucester, Massachusetts, last week for evaluation after he was discovered sleeping in a doorway of an apartment building.

Police said the man was asked to leave, and a cab was called to take him home.

But hours later, police were called to a business to assist staffers with the same man, who is likely homeless.

The police report states the man claimed he was the drummer for Whitesnake, but a check of records showed that’s not actually the case.

Sometimes, when I go to shows, I like to tell chicks I’m the bassist for whatever band is playing that night. No one really remembers the bassist.

It never works. But it does get you further in strip clubs.