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Five Finger Death Punch Guitarist: Egotistical Idiot

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Zoltan Bathory

Zoltan Bathory

Zoltan Bathory is a complete fucking dope.

Some of the shit that comes out of that mouth…you have to wonder if he ever actually thinks about the things he says, or if he just fucking says them.

The Five Fisted Fart Box guitarist was speaking to Metal Hammer, and said the success of bands like his and Avened Sevenfold is merely a “changing of the guard” in metal.

First off, your band isn’t metal, Holmes. It’s cock rock that appeals to ignorant tools. You’re basically Poison without the makeup and hairspray.

Bathory said:

“…What’s happening is the ‘changing of the guard.’ The big bands we all grew up on either completely stopped touring now or they only go out on specialty tours every now and then, so they are definitely far from being as active as they used to be. That brings the next generation to the forefront. It already started but in these upcoming years a transition will take place and the torch will be passed down. It’s the natural cycle.”

They’re just so painfully mediocre, though. How anyone can listen to this band is beyond me. I think you need to be really dumb to dig these dudes.